The rise of Cluny

"The Musée de Cluny (hostel of the abbots of Cluny), opposite the Sorbonne in Paris, was completed in 1498 (in less than thirteen years) by Jacques d'Ambroise, brother of the cardinal who was Louis XII's minister for a long time."

Stumbled upon quite by accident, as one might stumble upon a level 60 Elf Mage at a Crescent Guild meeting, Cluny has proven itself to be a formidable ally in the self-destruction of Claremont. Costing a scant $13 per 1.75 L, this blended scotch whisky proves itself a superior value, with plenty of artifical smoke flavouring and the full 80 proof abv demanded to get the residents of Claremont through their socially and economically unproductive and miserable days. It provides the sole ray of hope when the rising sun tickles our eyelids and the last comfort when we cry ourselves to sleep each and every night. Verily, Cluny is a friend that will never depart our side. Save if the liquor store behind our humble abode ceases to carry it. In which case, we will all die alone.