!Bomb the Moon!

"If I had hallucinogens, there's no way I would trade them for oral favors." Steve bespoke 02/24/07

"Maybe they like it when people watch." Steve Erickson bespoke 02/15/07

"Was Jonestown in Guyana? I want to visit Guyana." Steve Erickson bespoke 02/14/07

"I'm trying to think of something that's bullshit. Let's take the Nazis." Scott Bakula bespoke 02/13/07

"I'd like to see you try and impregnate me." Rick Corley bespoke 02/01/07

!Bomb the Moon!

"You seem nice, but you're probably a crazy bitch." Jillian B. Caly bespoke 01/31/07

"The 312 is gettin' crunk on your shit!" Rickey Walker bespoke 01/26/07

"I don't want a fuckin' shorty." Rick Corley bespoke 01/25/07

"Some people would hold their sphincters. Not me. I don't give a fuck." Scott Bakula bespoke 01/23/07

"I'm going to take both of my parents to dinner and have the foreskin talk." Scott Bakula bespoke 01/19/07

"My sister was a miscommunication." Rick Corley bespoke 01/19/07

"Keeping my feet clean is something that's become important to me." Scott Bakula bespoke 01/19/07

"I'll sodomize California. Yeah." Steve Erickson bespoke 01/17/07

"You can always get divorced[, but] [t]he Super Bowl is forever" Steve Erickson bespoke 01/14/07

"Man love is not a sport! [...] I should be a wrestler, I weigh fuckin' nothing." Steve Erickson bespoke 01/13/07

"Grow a penis, then we'll talk." Rickey Walker bespoke 01/10/07

"It made me think of you, because it's really gay like you are." Steve Erickson bespoke 01/10/07

"Timely head water?" Monichka Wizgird bespoke 01/06/07

"What I should have said was that ketchup and mayonnaise were coming out of my steak fry." Scott Bakula bespoke 01/05/07

"Watch your back in Ohio," Steve Erickson bespoke 01/04/07

"Maybe Jon Isaac will get a date with Carmen Electra. He likes tacos." - Steve Erickson bespoke 01/01/07

"What is the exit velocity of a baby?" - Richard Corley bespoke 01/01/07