14.2.07

A Big Day for the Richards Tomorrow!

Though the weather may have smote us today, the two Richards of the Claremont Cottage have dared to give verbal commitments to venture out into the Dantean midwestern hell-scape. Braving frigid temperatures and snow drifts which would give a Yeti pause to reflect on the so-called "important things in life," "Rick" and "Rickey" will boldly explore the contemporary capitalist landscape. Rick will be interviewing for a position at a theatre in the afternoon. This position may afford Rick an opportunity to refine his skillz as a lighting designer. The pay is a bit low, but, verily, it is a labor of love for Rick. As to Rickey, he will be venturing forth into the world of actual employment for the first time in well-nigh a year. This marks a turning point in Rickey's life, as he re-enters the "world of the living" and "works hard for the money." Over the course of 4 hours, Rickey will pretend to interview for jobs in order to test HR candidates. This employment reaffirms the importance of graduating from an elite liberal arts institution. So remember kids, stay in school! Someday you can look forward to following in the footsteps of these two superlative Claremont residents.

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